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    The Man Called....

    Post by RuinzOfBlood on Fri Jun 18 2010, 14:32

    My boyfriend and I wrote this story together yesterday. The maroon sentences, are the parts I wrote. And, the Blue-Violet sentences, are the parts my boyfriend wrote...

    Here is::



    Once upon a time, there was a man named Chuck Norris. As a child poor Chuck was always a wimp. His mom would never hug him, because Chuck was picked on at school. And so one day while she was duct tpaing him to the wall Chuck got mad and killed her.



    After he killed her, and saw her blood on the basement floor, he said, "Blood does not taste like ketchup, I gotta remember that!"



    And so with blood covered spatula in hand, Chuck went on to his elementary school to enact his sickening revenge. But, along the way he got distracted, and forgot all about his revenge. But then he remembered about it, went to the school and attempted to kill everyone.



    But he had to go pee first, as he was about to flush the toilet, he went to a faraway land - called "Disoriento Land". Which was actually prison but I suppose at the time he had to find some way to cope.



    In "Disoriento Land", he met a fish, whom all the other prisoners called 'Potfish'. Eventually he was let out of prison and when he left he had to find a way to pay the rent, and buy food. He agreed to let Potfish room with him, as long as he didn't eat all of the food. That day while cleaning out the public bathrooms he found a flyer advertising something called 'The Ultimate Showdown Of The Ultimate Destony'.



    Potfish saw it, and ate it, then Potfish said, "I got an idea, we can start a stand, an' we can sell brownies, man!"



    Chuck Norris knew exactly what he meant by 'brownies', and told him, "No way dude the Chuck don't get mixed up in drugs, or alcohol, or gangs, or celebrity drama - because Chuck Norris is clean on dat sheet!"


    And they all lived Happily Ever After...Except for Rock Lee who got AIDs, and died 2 weeks later!

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    Re: The Man Called....

    Post by Banouin on Fri Jun 18 2010, 14:36

    Huh.
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    Post by Toshii on Fri Jun 18 2010, 14:37

    XD
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    Re: The Man Called....

    Post by quater on Fri Jun 18 2010, 14:39

    Must of been a real bad case of AIDs

    My mom knew Chuck Norris as a kid. ^_^
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    Re: The Man Called....

    Post by Toshii on Fri Jun 18 2010, 14:42

    really!? :O
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    Re: The Man Called....

    Post by RuinzOfBlood on Fri Jun 18 2010, 19:38

    yes really

    O_O

    lol

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