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    Post by AngelUchiha on Mon Dec 07 2009, 10:03

    Two very short scenarios.

    Speech is within the inverted commas.
    This colour font: movement, sound effects... ? heehee (though its only used for one word)
    This colour font: Text message
    This colour font: Thoughts
    Hope you enjoy! :D

    Scenario 1
    (warning: gay themes)

    Sasuke was, as usual, sitting down, thinking about Itachi and how to kill him when his cell phone buzzed.

    I don’t know this number, he thought. He opened the message anyway.

    “Scientists have proven…”

    Sasuke scrolled down.

    “That 95% of homosexuals…”

    He scrolled down.

    “Use their thumbs…”

    He scrolled down.

    “To scroll down to read their messages. It’s too late to turn back now, gay.”

    Sasuke, like everyone else, use their thumbs to scroll down to read their messages. Of course, it doesn’t mean everyone is gay, but Sasuke on the other hand……

    Sasuke forwarded it to Naruto. Of course, only someone as dumb as Naruto would fall for that message. And surely enough, there was a scream coming from the other room.

    “AAAAAAH!!! I’M GAY!!!!!”

    I knew it, Sasuke thought. Now…

    Sasuke went into the room where Naruto was. Naruto looked at Sasuke, shocked.

    Zoom. Sasuke was across the room, arms around Naruto.

    “What’s up, my lovely Naru-chan?”

    Naruto’s jaw dropped.

    “GET OFF ME!!!”

    “Mmmmmmwa!”

    “AAAAAH!!! SASUKE!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!”

    “You shout too much, Naru-chan.”


    Somewhere in space, in a distant planet, a pair of alien Naruto fans heard Naruto screaming.

    “I told you Sasuke was gay.”

    “Oh, shut up.”

    Scenario 2
    Buzz. There was a new text message for Sakura. She picked up her cell phone.

    It’s from Sasuke-kun…

    “I wish you were with me right now… in my room… with the door closed…”

    Inner Sakura squealed while Outer Sakura scrolled down.

    “On my bed, under my blanket…”

    Both Inner and Outer Sakura started blushing furiously. Outer Sakura scrolled down.

    “With the lights off… showing you my…”

    Inner and Outer Sakura were very excited now…

    “New torch. What were you thinking?!?!”

    Sakura’s excitement faded away… and turned into anger.

    How could Sasuke trick her like that?

    Five minutes later

    Someone was knocking on Sasuke’s door. He opened it and saw Sakura.

    “Hi, Sa-”

    Sakura was not looking her best. Her eyes were white circles, a vein was throbbing in her forehead and her fist was clenched so hard it turned white.

    “Saaaaaaasukeeeeeeee,” she growled.

    Sasuke made a mental note never to upset Sakura again. One reason is that an angry Sakura is an ugly Sakura. And she’ll beat you to death, worse than Tsunade.
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    Re: Texting Fun

    Post by JJDOMER45 on Thu Dec 10 2009, 13:24

    That is crazy funny. Mind if I add one?
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    Re: Texting Fun

    Post by JJDOMER45 on Thu Dec 10 2009, 13:33

    Here is mine:

    Warning: Drug Use

    Naruto calls Sakura:

    "Wish you were here..."

    "Where?"

    "At my house...In my bed."

    "WWWWAAAAAAHHHH!"

    "Nah, I'm just kidding"

    "Pssh, You better be, if you weren't I'd come and kill you where you stand"

    "I'm am really high right now"

    "What?"

    "I'm on my last jay and I need someone to be here with me"


    "Are you smoking?"

    "No, DUH!"


    "F-for how long?"

    "Since Sasuke been gone."

    "Really?"

    "Yeah"

    "Well, You shouldn't do that it really is bad."

    "Are you coming or not?"


    "I'm coming to help you!"

    "Jack off! I'm joking man!"

    "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

    It was all over from there.
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    Re: Texting Fun

    Post by Azarni_Rin on Thu Dec 10 2009, 20:24

    XD those were funneh! :D XD
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    Re: Texting Fun

    Post by Darkflame on Thu Dec 10 2009, 20:59

    those are funny!!
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    Re: Texting Fun

    Post by Toshii on Thu Dec 10 2009, 22:30

    I love it!! XD
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    Re: Texting Fun

    Post by AngelUchiha on Fri Dec 11 2009, 07:31

    LOL! That was funny too!!!

    Thanks for the compliments, by the way!
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    Re: Texting Fun

    Post by Little_Shiro on Fri Dec 11 2009, 09:17

    XD
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    Re: Texting Fun

    Post by JJDOMER45 on Fri Dec 11 2009, 15:57

    I got another one...

    Jiraiya calls Kakashi (Added voice: Phone)

    Warning: Small Mature Text

    "Hey, Kakashi just calling to see how the books coming?"

    "Pretty good."

    "Wanna hear what the next make-out series book is about, or would you rather wait 'till I'm done?"

    "I WANT TO HEAR IT! ^.^, OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD, A BEHIND THE SCENES EXCLUSIVE HEARING OF THE NEXT MAKE-OUT SERIES. WHY THE HELL DID YOU ASK ME? OF COURSE I WANT TO HEAR IT!"

    "Umm, I have a minute phone and I'm down to my last 10 minutes, so I'll call you later, bye."

    "WAIT, WAIT! NOOOO...!"

    Whoa that was close.

    "Call from: Kakashi"

    Oh no.

    "Umm. Yeah, sorry for freaking out there, I was just so excited, I umm, Call me back, 'kay?"

    Should I call him back?

    Yeah, It would seem mean, if I didn't.

    "Hey, Kakashi, You still wanna hear about the book?"

    "Yes, please."

    "Okay, It's about a retarded little sensei, who is obsessed with a dirty book series. The writer of the series calls him to tell him about the book, and he overreacts and acts like a stupid little fan girl!"

    "Can't wait to read it, It sounds like a real page turner."

    "Wow, what a Fuc$@#! idiot."

    "Do you really not see I'm talking about you?"


    "You were talking about me?"

    "YES! YOU RETARDED LITTLE FAN GIRL, I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU."

    "Oh, well you didn't have to call me, you meanie!"

    I hate him now...

    I'm never gonna buy another one of his stupid books.

    He is a big fat meaner.
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    Re: Texting Fun

    Post by Little_Shiro on Fri Dec 11 2009, 16:47

    that wasnt as funny :/
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    Re: Texting Fun

    Post by JJDOMER45 on Fri Dec 11 2009, 18:33

    Awww... Really... Dang, that sucks, but It was off the top of my head. I only blame myself. (And my stupid brain) *hits my head* Stupid Stupid Stupid!
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    Re: Texting Fun

    Post by JJDOMER45 on Fri Dec 11 2009, 18:55

    Wait, I have an old funny Naruto parody comic, I made I can turn it into a Phone conversation, I don't think it's that funny, but hey gotta try.

    Naruto calls Sasuke

    "Hey sasuke!"

    "What do you want?"

    "I wanted to see if you wanted to train together?"

    "No, Do you know what time it is?"

    "It's Noon, What do you mean do I know what time it is? Your acting like I called you at 4:00 am."

    "I'm usually still sleep at this time!"

    "WHAT? Don't you get up to train?"

    "No, I'm sick retard."

    "What do you have?"

    "A cold and I spilled Lemonade in my eye."

    "Really, in which one your regular eye or your sharingan eye?"

    "What, "Sharingan"? What is that?"

    "What? Are you kidding me?"

    "No, I don't know what that is."

    "Really?"

    "Yes, you moron!"

    "Everyone's been talking about how you have this cool bloodline thing."

    "No."

    "It's like this red ring in your eye, and these black things around your pupil."

    "OOOHHH"

    "What?"

    "I spilled lemonade in it, you stupid moron."

    "Wah, What about those black things?"

    "I had blackberries in it."

    "1. Blackberries in lemonade? That's nasty. 2. We thought you had this thing that increased your speed and your chakra capacity, that went through your clan."

    "The only thing that runs through my family is clumsiness."

    "Oh."

    "My whole clan was killed by clumsiness."

    "Whoa, I thought it was your brother."

    "Well, Kinda, see we was cooking dinner and a knife slipped out his hand, and it killed one of my fellow clan members, then he went to grab the knife out of him and It slipped out his hand again and killed another, and It was a chain reaction."

    "Naruto? NARUTO?! DAMMIT HE HUNG UP!"
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    Post by Toshii on Fri Dec 11 2009, 19:44

    O_o
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    Post by Azarni_Rin on Fri Dec 11 2009, 20:01

    XD clumisness....heh...
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    Post by Little_Shiro on Fri Dec 11 2009, 23:44

    So the clan falls xD
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    Post by Toshii on Fri Dec 11 2009, 23:51

    mhm
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    Post by Little_Shiro on Sat Dec 12 2009, 11:55

    xD
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    Post by AngelUchiha on Sun Dec 13 2009, 03:52

    I got another! Kinda short though.

    Naruto calls Hinata. Neji butts in later.

    Hinata's phone rang. She nearly fainted when she saw Naruto's number, but she managed to muster up enough courage to answer.

    "He...Hello?"

    "Hey, Hinata! I have a confession to make..."

    "Y...Yes, Naruto?"

    Hinata was blushing furiously.

    "This has been bothering me for some time now. I've been wanting to say this to you the moment I laid eyes on you... I ... Love... Yo-"

    "N... Naruto, do you really - "

    "I love yo-GHURT!!!! And ramen too!!"

    There was a "thud" sound.

    Of course, Hinata fainted.

    "H... Hinata? Are you there? Heeeeellllooooo?"

    At that moment, Neji walked into the room and saw Hinata lying on the floor ((looking something like this )).

    Neji saw the phone hanging down from the table. He picked it up.

    "Hello? Who is this? What did you say to my cousin?!?!"

    As soon as Naruto heard Neji's voice, he hung up.

    "Hello? Heeeellloooo???"

    I will find whoever did this to her...
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    Post by Darkflame on Sun Dec 13 2009, 09:44

    that one made me laugh
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    Post by Toshii on Sun Dec 13 2009, 09:50

    LOL
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    Post by Little_Shiro on Sun Dec 13 2009, 11:35

    That made me laugh to DF xD
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    Post by Toshii on Sun Dec 13 2009, 11:37

    Little_Shiro wrote:That made me laugh to DF xD

    it makes everyone laugh XD

    use the emote shiro!!! >>>>
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    Post by Azarni_Rin on Sun Dec 13 2009, 16:39

    lol XD poor hinata XD
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    Re: Texting Fun

    Post by JJDOMER45 on Sun Dec 13 2009, 21:11

    HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA, THAT IS FUNNY. I..Love..yo
    GURT and Ramen

    You thought you had boyfreind MUAHAHAHAH.
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    Post by Toshii on Sun Dec 13 2009, 21:13

    Azarni_Rin wrote:lol XD poor hinata XD

    indeed XD

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