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    Calculus Story

    Post by quater on Fri Nov 28 2008, 23:24

    I wouldn't recommend reading this without calculus education. You won't get it.



    “Do you know what the math limit is here?” asked the very
    unhurried numerator. The numerator could tell this had just been someone late
    to function and didn’t think he’d get caught, but, no matter, the laws of math
    stop for no one.


    “It’s the limit of Pi, I know, but…” the excuses were
    beginning but the numerator cut him off.


    “So why did you go limit to infinity in a limit of pi area?
    You realize, also, this is a variable zone right now and that you nearly ran
    through the tangent line of an imaginary number crossing guard.”


    “Look numeral, I realize I was breaking the order of
    operations, could you just give me my denominator so I can get out of here?”


    “Can I see your rationalization please? And watch the attitude,
    this denominator is still undefined and I have everything I need to get an
    asymptote like you graphed for a long time.”


    “Simplify this,” said the guy and the numerator saw that
    this was an X intercept. No wonder the attitude, you can never trust those X
    intercepts.


    “Alright, things seem to be in order, though I am reading
    here you have no symmetry insurance? Why is that?”


    “Didn’t need it if extrema like you would get off my
    concavity!” the X intercept shouted back defiantly.


    “That’s it pal, you crossed the line at a possible point of
    inflection. I am differentiating you back at the Calculator downtown!”


    The numerator tested his intervals together and shoved him
    in the back of his curve car. He hated to be tough, but it was his job to keep
    the General power rule in check and it was for the safety of others that he did
    so.


    “Where’d you find a derivative like that, integration?”
    asked Sum when the numerator got to the calculator.


    “Found this wannabe Critical number going infinity in an
    imaginary number crossing zone. I tell you, it’s variables like this negative
    that make the world an inequality to live in,” Numerator Integration called
    back.


    “Yeah, you said it there. But hey, with anti-derivatives out
    there like you, we can be sure that it will become a linear approximation to
    it,” Sum called to the back as Integration lead the X Intercept into the back
    and put him behind exponents.


    “The trial will start in a few hours. You are going to see a
    Table and they will decide your fate, and I wouldn’t try anything implicit
    until I get back. That’s a TI 84+ Calculator with the best in instant
    Calculations. You won’t get far,” the Numerator called out to the X Intercept.


    The X Intercept then traced back to the numerator, “Don’t I
    get 1 domain! I want to call my Endpoint!”


    After a period of time had gone parallel, the Numerator and
    the X Intercept were in front of a Table.


    “All rise as the honorable Relative Maximum polarizes the
    higher order derivative,” commanded a rate of change.


    “So, let’s see, you, X intercept are divided by the
    numerator Integration for breaking a limit at infinity. What do you have to say
    for your degree?”


    “Your honor, I was more then willing to pay the denomination
    the numerator gave me and Integration went off his secant and started making
    ridiculous quotients! Surely the table will see that the product here was
    positive and I not odd.”


    “Integration, how do you respond?”


    “Your honor, the angle here isn’t so much how I treated him,
    but we must remember that he had an infinite limit in a Pi limit, and he didn’t
    even have symmetry insurance. We need to at least find the square root of this
    X intercept, and if it were me I would have him graphed to the chain rule till
    he was a polynomial. I mean come on, anyone could have seen the Limit of Pi
    sine it was an early morning slope.”


    “Alright, I have calculated. The X Intercept will be graphed
    to a decreasing parabola until he reaches the relative minimum. From there he
    has to pass his first derivative test if he wants a chance at a life outside
    the graph and on the function again. And there will be no second derivative
    test; be glad we didn’t put you in the squeeze theorem. Table adjourned.”


    The numerator got up, happy with the Table’s constant.


    But as he walked away from the Table, ready to get out of
    the Calculator and back in the curve car, he couldn’t help shake the feeling
    that something was not quite logarithmic.
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    Re: Calculus Story

    Post by theBOSS. on Fri Nov 28 2008, 23:30

    LAWL
    DUDE.
    I wanna show this to Hommen.
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    Re: Calculus Story

    Post by quater on Fri Nov 28 2008, 23:31

    Show it to whoever you like.

    My friends at school gave it a 4. So, I really don't care what happens to it.

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